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29

May

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fireferretcaptainmako:

tsuri-the-rogue:

learningtobealiveagain:

chicagoted:

jaxthevampire:

greaterandmoreterrible:

deirdrerose:

Sweet mother of Jesus let this song never end.

Cheesus fuck that was amazing

WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE OH MY GOD

This is the best thing ever. Just hit play. You need to.

I will never escape this song in my lifetime. Oh my God…that was amazing.

At 3 seconds I almost pressed stop.

Then I heard the lyrics. Oh god the lyrics.

Forever reblog

omg this is perfect

THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I EXPECTED

I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SCREAMING SO FUCKING LOUD RIGHT NOW.

I was like “ok this is kinda cool but why are people so excited-OHMYGODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

This needs to be the Tumblr theme song. 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SO MUCH LOVE!!!!

I almost didn’t press play..then I saw all the comments…Mother of God. Thank you.

O_O

ooc: This song is the very meaning of my existence.

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28

May

penguinsinmypants:

chrome

chrome

you ghetto ass chrome

electripants:

“i don’t like it anymore because of the fandom”

theredpanther asked: Now you have kitten rabies! MWUAHAHAHhaahahahaHAha. Fucking caps lock. It just spazzes like that.

scarves-and-jumpers:

firsttimelady:

WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
\WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT
WOWWWWW CAN THIS BE TRUE PLEASE
ASDKLFJAHSDLIFUAHOHYSDKOFJA

WAT
WAT
WAT
WATTTTTTTT

scarves-and-jumpers:

firsttimelady:

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

\WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT

WOWWWWW CAN THIS BE TRUE PLEASE

ASDKLFJAHSDLIFUAHOHYSDKOFJA

WAT

WAT

WAT

WATTTTTTTT


theredpanther asked: You're welcome. Oh I forgot to mention. All the kittens have rabies. My bad Swipes. >:)

DORA

maycastielbewithyou:

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

#DON’T GIVE THEM ANY FUCKING IDEAS

Things parents forget to tell their children:

feelingsareboring:

  • Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
  • Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
  • Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
  • Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then go get it checked out! No need to feel embarrassed or ashamed.)
  • Vaginas come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
  • Penises come in all different shapes, sizes, colors, flavors. All are beautiful.
  • You don’t need to shave anything if you don’t want to. It’s tooootally not mandatory. 
  • Sometimes people get butt acne. 
  • You can have a vagina and want short hair and think dresses are just the worst.
  • You can have a penis and want long hair and think dresses are just the best. 
  • You can wear whatever you want and style your hair however you want.
  • You can even think whatever the hell you want.
  • People might tell you that you are a girl because you have a vagina. People might tell you that you are a boy because you have a penis. People will tell you what your gender is. But in reality, you don’t have to be that gender. You don’t have to be either of those genders. 
  • You are what you are and it’s just the worst thing if you try and hide that.

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Am I the only one who closes the silverware drawer with an epic pelvic thrust?

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