jaydeleau:

so you mean to tell me that guys can get a ton of condoms for free

but i’m still paying like $10 for tampons/pads a month 

even tho i did not sign the terms and conditions for this ‘menstruation’ shit for the next 30 years?

guys dont HAVE to have sex u know

but sure lets make sure they’ve got everything they need

cus i definitely love using the last of my money on shit to make sure i dont BLEED RIVERS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND RUIN ALL MY CLOTHES

ok

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casteilnovak:

p-cate:


Female Cannibal in Indonesia

Indonesia’s police have arrested a 29-year-old Philippians woman for killing and eating humans. This woman has killed and eaten more than 30 girls and many other humans including her husband and had kept their meat in refrigerator.She had been enjoying eating human meat for long time.
This cannibal female had said, that she arranged many parties for her friends and relatives, to whom she had cooked and served human meat, without their knowledge. Her guests had said, that her food tasted very delicious.
This woman said that she has eaten the victims due to her inner desires and if she is given other chance, she would repeat this action again without any interruptions.
Even in prison, she had attacked a female guard, bitten her right hand and swallowed one of her fingers.


HOLY FUCK

wow…. wow…

casteilnovak:

p-cate:

Female Cannibal in Indonesia

Indonesia’s police have arrested a 29-year-old Philippians woman for killing and eating humans. This woman has killed and eaten more than 30 girls and many other humans including her husband and had kept their meat in refrigerator.She had been enjoying eating human meat for long time.

This cannibal female had said, that she arranged many parties for her friends and relatives, to whom she had cooked and served human meat, without their knowledge. Her guests had said, that her food tasted very delicious.

This woman said that she has eaten the victims due to her inner desires and if she is given other chance, she would repeat this action again without any interruptions.

Even in prison, she had attacked a female guard, bitten her right hand and swallowed one of her fingers.

HOLY FUCK

wow…. wow…

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Do you ever just touch your face and you’re like wow I can feel the ugly

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sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

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meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED: 

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

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babyjugs:

horse-ebook:

yaoilover95:

ohshititsgreg:

horse-ebook:

1990 was 23 years ago

How

I am so confused… how could this be..?

since the year 1990, 23 years have passed

Don’t force your beliefs on me

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stfueverything:

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

This is why I don’t get along with them.

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laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable

laugh-until-you-drop:

Because someone wanted this rebloggable

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babyferaligator:

haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled

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unfollower:

pausequoi:

samandriel:

if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest shit ever

what about that time the Lichtenstein army sent 80 men to Italy to fight and came back with 81  

what about the time when a guy tried to assassinate the archduke, failed, and threw himself into a 2 inch deep river in a suicide attempt

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friskygrandma:

but maybe, underneath it all, i am a hollaback girl

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burgrs:

ur a cutie and if anyone tells u otherwise let me know i will light them on fire

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